Categories: Horse Racing

The Funny Finish Line: Where Horse Racing and Laughter Meet Daily (04/07/23)

Are you ready for a good laugh? Look no further than the Funny Finish Line, where horse racing and humor meet every day. Novice bettors, hold on tight as we take a look at today’s races and recommend a fun betting system.

First up, we have Race #2 at Aqueduct, with a purse of $82,000. The race is an Allowance Optional Claiming with a distance of 1 mile on the dirt. Our pick to win and place is #2 Fancy Azteca, ridden by J. Lezcano with a 53% success rate. Did you know that Aqueduct opened in 1894 and holds the record for the most Breeders’ Cup races hosted?

Next, we head to Gulfstream Park for Race #6, a Starter Optional Claiming with a purse of $31,000 and a distance of 1 mile on the turf. Our top pick to win is #3 Alley Oop Johnny, ridden by E.J. Zayas with a 28% success rate. Fun fact: Gulfstream Park opened in 1939 and was known as the “Winter Capital of Racing.”

Moving on to Keeneland for Race #2, a Maiden Special Weight with a purse of $100,000 and a distance of 7 furlongs on the dirt. Our top pick to win is #2 Contrive, ridden by I. Ortiz, Jr. with a 38% success rate. Did you know that Keeneland was established in 1936 and is known for its beautiful scenery and unique track layout?

Last but not least, we have Race #3 at Santa Anita, a Starter Allowance with a purse of $40,000 and a distance of 6 furlongs on the turf. Our pick to win is #2 Stressed, ridden by J.J. Hernandez with a 30% success rate. Santa Anita opened in 1934 and is known for its stunning views of the San Gabriel Mountains.

Now, onto our betting system recommendation: the Double Dutch. This system involves betting on one horse to both win and place in the race. If the chosen horse finishes second, bettors have a chance to get their money back, depending on the odds. Our top Double Dutch pick is #2 Fancy Azteca in Race #2 at Aqueduct.

But wait, there’s more! For even more in-depth analysis and premium horse racing picks, be sure to check out the Raymond Report in the member’s area. Don’t miss out on the chance to up your betting game and sign up today!

Trackside Ted

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