Moo-larious: Your Daily Dose of Laughter at the Raymond Report (04/05/23)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Raymond Report at!

We're here tonight to serve up some laughter alongside your sports stats with our in-house stand-up comedian, Moo-larious! So put your hooves together for the most udderly hilarious performer around!

Moo-larious: Thank you, thank you! It's great to be here tonight, folks! I've always enjoyed hanging out at – it's the only place where my cow puns are truly appreciated!

Alright, let's kick things off with my top 3 one-liners!

  1. Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can't resist dunkin' them!
  2. What do you call a football player who spends all his time in the library? A book linebacker!
  3. How do baseball players stay cool in the summer? They sit close to the fans!

Thank you, thank you! You're an udderly amazing audience! Now, as you know, we're all about sports betting here at So, let me share a funny story related to that.

I've got a friend who's a serious poker player, and he told me he tried teaching his cat how to play. But the cat just kept folding – it turns out, it was a bit of a scaredy-cat!

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Now, to wrap things up, I've got one final joke for you:

Why do soccer players make the best bakers? Because they're great at kneading the dough and scoring goals!

Thank you, folks!

Remember, for all your sports betting needs, head on over to – they've got you covered.

And if you ever need a laugh, just look for me, Moo-larious, serving up fresh comedy right here at the Raymond Report. Have a great night, and good luck with your bets!

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