The Funny Finish Line: Where Horse Racing and Laughter Meet Daily (04/06/23)

Welcome to The Funny Finish Line: Where Horse Racing and Laughter Meet Daily!

Get ready for some hoof-pounding action and rib-tickling humor as we gallop through today’s picks, starting with a one-liner that’ll have you neighing with laughter. Why did the horse go to outer space? To visit the neigh-borhood planet, of course!

RACE #7 AQUEDUCT $84,000:

Did you know that Aqueduct Racetrack, located in Queens, New York, opened in 1894? Now you do! Let’s check out today’s picks:

WIN: (5) Kuchar

PLACE: (3) Anejo

SHOW: (1) Tonal Impact

JOKER: (6) Treasure Trove

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the horse racing bets!

RACE #4 GULFSTREAM PARK $40,000:

Ah, Gulfstream Park in Hallandale Beach, Florida, where sunshine and horse racing combine for a perfect day at the races. The track opened in 1939, and it’s been a crowd favorite ever since.

WIN: (7) Grimes

PLACE: (1) Caddy Man

SHOW: (6) Mr. Rhodium

JOKER: (4) Rockingham Joe

Why are racehorses terrible comedians? They always start off with “hay” and end with “neigh!”

RACE #8 LAUREL PARK $16,000:

Laurel Park, located in Laurel, Maryland, opened in 1911. Let’s check out today’s picks:

WIN: (6) That’s My Business

PLACE: (2) General J R

SHOW: (4) Elusive Image

JOKER: (7) Moon Sign

Why did the racehorse go on a diet? Because he wanted to be a little “lighter” on his hooves!

Now, let’s talk betting strategy. One popular method is Double Dutch, which involves betting on one horse to both win and place in the race. If the chosen horse finishes second, bettors have a chance to get their money back, depending on the odds.

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